Monday, March 29, 2010

PODG: Witticisms

1. The truth comes out when the leaves fall off the tree, leaving it bare with nothing to hide behind.

2. They say that two wrongs don't make a right, but a negative times a negative makes a positive.

3. We shed tears when we peel an onion, slowly revealing the real person at the core.

4. Love makes a person crazy, but a crazy person never finds love.

5. Those who make fun of hard workers now will be the ones working hard for them in the future.

6. There is no such thing as humility if a person knows they are humble.

7. Love has no definition, but it fills in the blanks with emotion.

8. Finding a partner is like tasting the flavors of ice cream. If you don't taste them all, how are you going to know which one satisfies your taste buds the best?

9. How is a person supposed to decide between love and money if a person needs money to buy their love?

10. Don't feel bad when you hear people talking about you, for chatter is the seed of fame.

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